This world does not need pussy design

Everyone loves Tom Hanks. 

This is fact. Not loving Tom Hanks is Step 1 to letting the terrorists win. 

yep that statements just been made.

So it should come as no surprise that T.Hanks has become a champion internet-baiter over the years. Unlike, say, a Will Ferrell though Tom Hanks' internet-baiting isn't always fully aware. Some of it even required no effort of his own (THAT WE KNOW OF). It all just happens in that genuine Tom Hanks sort of way and that's why he's the best

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May put this on my letterbox to thank the postman..

Images for fun

Quite beautiful...bought the new 007 mens aftershave yesterday, it smells pretty fucking lovely and there is no harm in imagining a certain Daniel Craig in it. 

Look at his eyes glowing out of his face.

....what are you doing, scroll back the fuck up and keep looking.

"What is this?...A graph made for ANTS?"

Can anyone tell me the inspiration for this movie trivia?

So these are my recommended tv shows that are addictive. 

The Office US = Amazing

Modern Family

Red Dwarf

South Park

HyperDrive 

I need tv to work...

Also enjoyed Def Con4 and The imaginarium of doctor parnassus - you will not expect how great the cast is in this! Bit of Depp, Heath Ledger, Colin Farrel and the beautiful Lily Cole.

Reminiscing on the old shows i used to watch..Whose line is it anyway, a great example of ad lib and spontaneous great tv - wish this was still produced.

My quotes of the day, these happen regularly and SHOULD be documented for my future publication.

"The older I get, the more I understand Squidward's anger."

"Your like sealife, im like the amphibian, we arnt the same but we co exist" – I.Cangul 2012

Think this portrays my love AS WELL AS providing a decent metaphor.

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MY TEXTURES THIS WINTER

Feeling Christmas studs

(guys i wore studs before the 'rock chick' look came in)

 sparkle

 metallic shine

 winter wools

 leather pleats 

studdies

DESIGN

For the first time in my life I have needed maths smart in a design project. After asking 3 people finally someone gave me the response i needed. After researching my problem the solution was available under Year 9 mathematics.....

No.1 feeling: Shock

No.2 feeling: Embarrassment 

How was so many years wasted on my brain..i have literally always been in education.

What would be nice is to set up my own GREEN GRAPHICS

Since i do see myself as a douche 'non conformist pretentious designer' the moral debate in me that the profession I am making my livelihood from works on Consumerism. This was made up by some bureaucrats in America to kick start the economy and get people spending! 

Why make lightbulbs ever lasting when people would only buy it once??! Makes sense right? 

Lets purposely make our technology fail OR make what you have seem unfashionable and wrong by bashing people with new advertisements of their latest model or advancing technology to not sync with the old stuff, forcing change.

Consumerism makes jobs, keeps the world spinning by keeping the money moving and wastes materials to create more and more and more new stuff that will have the exact same life cycle. 

I buy into it, just like everyone else..im a sucker for new makeup and clothes, we need them and theres nothing wrong with being proud of what you wear...however il buy what i like, not what necessarily the 'trend' says to wear. ALSO il try dispose of it properly and when it breaks..

Always good and bad points to a religion so big. 

Safe to say, everyone in the world believes in it.

rant rant rant hippy rant. 

Drilled into our brains.

These things have no real meaning, they are literally just object so please..c'mon now. Please dont judge people on their phone model...

I would like to present the business as an ethical designer, certainly using eco friendly products and try to follow the three r's. Reduce, reuse, recycle. If I create enough of a brand awareness hopefully companies looking to lower their carbon footprint would come to seek YOU out. 

We are becoming ethical consumers, there is definitely a growing demand and growing awareness. 

I think this is a more realistic way to help then by trying to join a Green Peace ship and fight some whale hunters....that was actually a real goal of mine...

Ramblings of Summer

Whats on my screen currently. Guess what film im watching and you could win absolutely nothing :) 

FUN FACT

He has served as an executive producer for four HBO productions that won Emmys for Outstanding Miniseries: "From the Earth to the Moon" (1998), "Band of Brothers" (2001), "John Adams" (2008) and "The Pacific" (2010). 

THIS SUMMER

This summer i did lots. Dont be jel but i got paid work experience, thats right kids. :) 

I also went to Amsterdam with my best friend and met up with some mates who were travelling across europe. 

They were at the end of their trip so were a bit tired and out of money. Luckily for them, myself and my friend are fucking lovely and snuck them into our hostel to head and tails on a bed smaller then my wee hole. 

On another charming note my whole family have split for the first time since ever. Now all us siblings are strong independent women. fo' real. Soon realised that my washing basket is never really full enough to make a wash that economically friendly and i hardly have any white clothes so once they are worn they sit all sad in my basket... waiting for there day. 

Just watched The Burbs... 

what the fuck happened to Corey Feldman!? 

Nice fringe bro

GAMER POOP

Tis a lovely youtube channel you should check out :)

If you play Mass Effect, Skyrim etc it will fill you and your chums days with quotes only you will get. Everybody wants that at some point in their lives. 

The start screen for this is pretty hilarious in itself. 

Played Heavy Rain for the first time..or i should call it the story of one depressed dad. Besides from getting the best ending (my opinion of it anyway) it has led me to shout jason! as im walking through an overcrowded mall. Or anywhere really..It has also put my mistrust in all good characters as i openly supported *SPOILER ALERT* Scot Shelby from the start as my favourite character of all time. 

YEAR 3 

I made it to year 3 of university.

I dont think anyone i know is optimistic about it all but we plod along. Should be doing 24 a week on dissertation alone as well as 3 other modules. I may have to be true to myself and admit I re started this blog as a procrastination technique. Ah well you dont care.

Last night i caught up on all the bloopers of How I met your Mother, Friends and The Big Bang Theory. Sheldon is probably the cutest man on this earth. Hands and feet down.

TRASHY

So you guys in the USA know how to make good lingerie. My recent purchase of some garments from the store http://www.trashy.com/ (dont worry it isn't any of the crazy stuff) made me think i had a bargain. Believe it or not this is cheaper then our lovely home made Ann Summers, even including shipping. Silly, naive me thought this would be the end of it. Because the purchase price of such item is over £18, customs charge me £22 extra. 

Nice one fellas, whats a girl gotta do to look like trash for a night ey?

Im the one on the far right. Bit of a douchette im afraid. Ignore 'guidos blog.com'...

BREAKING BAD

im fucking obsessed.

cant display the image but click this link and this is how you will feel after watching it.

http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3r602j/

Time travellers?

Better yet.. Vampires?

Fuck yeah NG.

Just found out that the iphone has an app that you can look at Einsteins brain which has been sliced 320 times so you can flick through it like a book. I kinda feel thats a tad invasive..

So i scrolled to the bottom of my friends fb timeline

ciao 

If your age is on the clock, your too young for the cock

As always...

To celebrate his 50th birthday in July 2006, he and Howard embarked on a bus tour designed to visit every major-league ballpark. 
Also if you get the chance, watch 'A LEAGE OF THEIR OWN' incredible film!


Skyrim
I am having a big nerd splurge at the moment with our everyday favourite game :) finally killed Alduin and doing some time consuming quests to build up my armour/weapons. Still only level 29, booo :(


Anyone else feel the same?

Boobies


Got to admit I watch shows like 'Only way is essex, Made in chelsea, New girl, Happy endings, Geordie/Jersey shore etc.' You could judge me but you would be surprised about how many people you may know and love who watch this shit in secret. 
you may not even know your loved ones as much as you think.

Anyway, my point is... watching those kind of girls in particular makes me wear more makeup and want a boob job so bad. My baby B's would love to be C's or at a push D's. Feel like it would balance my frame, as i have extremely wide child bearing hips so look like a bottom heavy '8'. urgh.

I love Millie Mackintosh's hair, style and makeup! I think she is stunning and seeing her in FHM made me want to get to the gym. big time! 

Might go for a free consultation at the Harley medical centre. Don't have the money anyway :/

I want to be this man for a day.

Feeling inspired I called up a graphic designer for an interview for my last years dissy. Ended up with work experience in London all next week :) Feeling pretty amazing that I can finally get some decent experience! I won't mess up.  

LOL

I love this ^^^ I may steal this idea and post around my uni :)

As a graphic designer I know this awful truth all too well!

You die inside for a little bit. Especially if you pressed too hard and rubbing out wont get rid of that little dent in the paper. gah!

Looking for some cool graphics...brb

Up and Down

As of 2010, 17 films involving him have made more than $100 million worldwide. 


The latest was "Toy Story 3," which is the fifth-highest grossing movie of all time worldwide.
 

life

So things have been pretty up and down. A friend described it as a 'lump in the cosmos'. If you are like me you would respond to this as..'uh the whut now? is that an sti?'

Apparently when the planets are in line generally everyone feels good cause we are all subconsciously connected. When they aren't in line everyone generally feels down. 

Whatever you believe for a couple of days in my student house everyone was generally 'drip' like. 

Even the pancakes on pancake day were pretty pathetic. 

Ever get that feeling that you aren't good enough? In your field of study and out of it. It felt like a double downer and so lost. Will I even be good at this graphic design business after uni? When there are so many people in my lectures now that are kinda genius's. 

Then someone whose opinion i care about offhandedly said that my course has no substance and wont help anyone.

ahhh reet. gotcha. 

i wah'd a lot. 

Also my eyes have an allergic reaction to tears and swell up like mr toad. Which kind of makes me want to wah more. 

After talking to my best friend in London studying a film degree i realised someone else was going through the EXACT same thing. We put ourselves down so much and lose confidence in what we love. 

I shouldn't let someones opinion get to me so much as to doubt myself. Even if I love them they should love me and respect what I do because I respect them. 

I dont want me or my friends to be made to feel insignificant anymore. 

So with a big ol talk and bro-love between my house I think the moods lifted.

It also helped that the sun FINALLY CAME OUT TODAY! YAAY!! 

So i remade the pancakes (which were the shit) and danced to sisqo-thongs and 90's classics

In the summertime -shaggy

Killer- Adamski

Baby come back -Pato Banton & The Reggae Revolution

side note: they are in a playlist called 'People friendly' consisting of 7 songs...

not many people like metal...

I also danced with involuntary housemates which put a smile on their face :)

sex

Have decided against typing up sex stories as sliiightly personal. however..

That was a fucking good night to come home.  

Life&Sex as a Student

As always to start every post I will relive my love for Tom Hanks with a fun fact.

Tom Hanks, who is a contributor to the Democratic Party, has reason to believe he is the fourth cousin- four times removed- of the sixteenth President of the United States, Abraham Lincoln. He believes he's related to "James Hanks", who was the father of "Nancy Hanks", who was Lincoln's mother.

LIFE&SEX

A time for honesty through the eyes of a student whose seen it all and done a lot of it! Reality depictions of the UK student life such as Skins or Fresh Meat is an elaborate depiction of day to day events. However there is some truth in the folds. 

I had split from my ex a few months prior to starting uni, under the excuse that I didn't think a long distance relationship could work. I wonder how many times that excuse has been used. At the end of the day trust got between us. That secretly means I couldn't get over things and trust him (trust me I had my reasons). I needed a reason out. And moving away to university brought the promise of potential new love and a fucking good time finding it. 

I have always fought the belief of why its socially acceptable for men to sleep around when women get grief and are called slags. Then a friend 'thankfully' piped up to put me straight:

If men where keys and women where locks, you would be a pretty good key if you could open every lock. However you would be a shit lock if any key opened you. 

Reputation stops us all sleeping around. 

Mighty big statement but I honestly believe we would all be more free sexually if we removed the judgment, self doubt and insecurity swarming our love lives. This feeling is especially high as a young woman. And as a young women i would HATE people talking about me in that way. Iv always felt no guy wants a girl with a high partner rate, and all lasses shun fellow girls those who do sleep around regularly. 

lose lose situation if you care about your reputation. 

I still, for some reason, have underdeveloped breasts, large (some might call great for childbearing) hips and a lovely turkish nose that has caused me to take 'strategic' pictures every time i go out. 

Now those insecurities are out the way, imagine letting someone else see them. I love my curves, my bum, my feet are always soft and I think I have the biggest warmest eyes. Surely this is the time of my life where i should be focusing on all my good traits. I mean, my body is only going to go down hill from here, i should enjoy my youth!

Have sex with this rockin bod as much as possible! 

The first couple weeks of university was full of tumbles, kisses and long nights. I dont think either of them wanted any more then that which suited me perfectly. However I am thankful nothing went any further (aka 3rd base) with any of my suiters. Im sure a feeling of deep regret and guilt would follow. That feeling of being used, even though you consented and know what the situation is from the start.  Not worth it for a lad you might not see again. Have sex with your rockin bod girls, but dont waste those good looks on some cowboy.

This is where the contradictions start.

I want girls to be more free and mostly in control of their love life, however I am a realist. As long as people gossip, people still care. 

I have always had a sheltered/no sex/no free communication childhood. Getting the way I am took a hard couple years of rebelling and trying to find confidence and find myself sexually

on my own. Starting with the mates who show you how to 'french kiss' practise using your hand during break at school. 

My mother is muslim, my father catholic. A house of 4 tom boyish girls, with myself being the only one pushing the boat out with makeup and hair straighteners. 

On a family trip to cyprus, all women had to serve the men their food before we could sit down and have whats left over. My granddad being the head of the family, decided when we ate and when we could leave the table. 

We could not go to the park without being chaperoned by a male member of our family without our neighbours and people of the village thinking we where 'sluts'. Still not sure wether i understand that link but hey, whatever floats their boat. 

My mum ran away the first chance she could. From everything she knew and believed, with the knowledge of how this would make her family 'lose face'. 

She will always be my hero because of this.

However her beliefs still stayed with her and therefore with us. My sexually liberation has not happened and probably will not happen till I pop out a child in her eyes. 

 I have never been brought up to sleep around, and i don't. However I will never judge the people who are more sexually liberated. I will probably have to be older and wiser to look back on the way my mum raised me and say for sure it was the right way. 

Thoughts?

post soon.