This world does not need pussy design

Everyone loves Tom Hanks. 

This is fact. Not loving Tom Hanks is Step 1 to letting the terrorists win. 

yep that statements just been made.

So it should come as no surprise that T.Hanks has become a champion internet-baiter over the years. Unlike, say, a Will Ferrell though Tom Hanks' internet-baiting isn't always fully aware. Some of it even required no effort of his own (THAT WE KNOW OF). It all just happens in that genuine Tom Hanks sort of way and that's why he's the best

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May put this on my letterbox to thank the postman..

Images for fun

Quite beautiful...bought the new 007 mens aftershave yesterday, it smells pretty fucking lovely and there is no harm in imagining a certain Daniel Craig in it. 

Look at his eyes glowing out of his face.

....what are you doing, scroll back the fuck up and keep looking.

"What is this?...A graph made for ANTS?"

Can anyone tell me the inspiration for this movie trivia?

So these are my recommended tv shows that are addictive. 

The Office US = Amazing

Modern Family

Red Dwarf

South Park

HyperDrive 

I need tv to work...

Also enjoyed Def Con4 and The imaginarium of doctor parnassus - you will not expect how great the cast is in this! Bit of Depp, Heath Ledger, Colin Farrel and the beautiful Lily Cole.

Reminiscing on the old shows i used to watch..Whose line is it anyway, a great example of ad lib and spontaneous great tv - wish this was still produced.

My quotes of the day, these happen regularly and SHOULD be documented for my future publication.

"The older I get, the more I understand Squidward's anger."

"Your like sealife, im like the amphibian, we arnt the same but we co exist" – I.Cangul 2012

Think this portrays my love AS WELL AS providing a decent metaphor.

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MY TEXTURES THIS WINTER

Feeling Christmas studs

(guys i wore studs before the 'rock chick' look came in)

 sparkle

 metallic shine

 winter wools

 leather pleats 

studdies

DESIGN

For the first time in my life I have needed maths smart in a design project. After asking 3 people finally someone gave me the response i needed. After researching my problem the solution was available under Year 9 mathematics.....

No.1 feeling: Shock

No.2 feeling: Embarrassment 

How was so many years wasted on my brain..i have literally always been in education.

What would be nice is to set up my own GREEN GRAPHICS

Since i do see myself as a douche 'non conformist pretentious designer' the moral debate in me that the profession I am making my livelihood from works on Consumerism. This was made up by some bureaucrats in America to kick start the economy and get people spending! 

Why make lightbulbs ever lasting when people would only buy it once??! Makes sense right? 

Lets purposely make our technology fail OR make what you have seem unfashionable and wrong by bashing people with new advertisements of their latest model or advancing technology to not sync with the old stuff, forcing change.

Consumerism makes jobs, keeps the world spinning by keeping the money moving and wastes materials to create more and more and more new stuff that will have the exact same life cycle. 

I buy into it, just like everyone else..im a sucker for new makeup and clothes, we need them and theres nothing wrong with being proud of what you wear...however il buy what i like, not what necessarily the 'trend' says to wear. ALSO il try dispose of it properly and when it breaks..

Always good and bad points to a religion so big. 

Safe to say, everyone in the world believes in it.

rant rant rant hippy rant. 

Drilled into our brains.

These things have no real meaning, they are literally just object so please..c'mon now. Please dont judge people on their phone model...

I would like to present the business as an ethical designer, certainly using eco friendly products and try to follow the three r's. Reduce, reuse, recycle. If I create enough of a brand awareness hopefully companies looking to lower their carbon footprint would come to seek YOU out. 

We are becoming ethical consumers, there is definitely a growing demand and growing awareness. 

I think this is a more realistic way to help then by trying to join a Green Peace ship and fight some whale hunters....that was actually a real goal of mine...